Beginning now, Individuals are solely permitted to eat one hamburger every, per thirty days, so as to save the planet from burning up and burning us all alive. As an alternative of every American consuming 10 burgers per thirty days, we should all be a part of forces and cut 9 of those 10 burgers out of our month-to-month consuming behavior, so we will cease all these cows from farting a lot that the ambiance blocks within the solar’s warmth and turns us all to toast, and really quickly (solely 9 years left now).
That is core to the brand new local weather requirement that the Biden Regime has dedicated to, thus reducing U.S. carbon emissions by a whopping 50% (no pun supposed with whopper) in lower than ten years.
The Biden administration has already admitted that they know it is a big change for all of the peons of America who’re accustomed to consuming 10 burgers per thirty days. The federal authorities of America ought to contemplate having a nationwide burger day as soon as a month for all Individuals to rejoice, socially distanced in fact, and masks on.
All Individuals should minimize their hen consumption in half so as to save Earth from spontaneous combustion, says Biden
Apart from the brand new beef mandates, Biden has ordered Individuals to solely eat half the variety of chickens annually. Yearly, Individuals devour 8 billion chickens. Every American eats about 27 full chickens a yr proper now, minus in fact the vegans and vegetarians. This can save America earlier than 2030, based on a random, inexplicable research completed at Michigan University’s Center for Sustainable Systems.
What concerning the Chinese language? Do they do that identical plan in China, for the reason that CCP is operating the Biden Regime anyhow? Let’s test over there first, earlier than all of us go right down to the horrific one burger and two hen sandwiches a month plan, lets?
There are two elephants within the room for this Marxist meat-headed plan. Let’s take a more in-depth look. First off, each third American is chubby and half of these of us are overweight. Who’s going to police their burger-a-month routine, possibly the TSA on the airport once they test your vaccine passport can run some kind of fast diagnostic on all their crimson meat purchases? Will they be fined and go to jail for violations of the burger mandate, like individuals who don’t put on Covid masks in shops now?
Or, will they be wrestled to the bottom, maced within the face, and shackled, till their weight loss plan will be labored out in jails and prisons? Solely 4 kilos of crimson meat per yr sir, and also you’ve violated that by consuming 64 kilos in 6 months. You’ll now serve 10 years in a federal jail. Do you’ve got any overweight youngsters sir?
Why simply burgers, by the way in which, and never some other lifeless cow meat?
And why is it solely ‘burgers’ that Biden is anxious about? Why not steaks? Are all Individuals poor in his thoughts? We’re all simply lonely little renters on welfare, solely in a position to afford these 99-cents double cheeseburgers and junior quarter-pounders on the drive by for McDummie’s restructured meat.
So what’s up with different crimson meat? What about salami, bologna, roast beef, corned beef, pastrami and scorching canine? What about sausages? So the entire plan to save lots of planet Earth from international warming relies on everybody simply consuming one burger per thirty days and shopping for an electrical automobile for $55,000. Superb. Let’s all get began then. Strive regulating and imposing that meat-headed plan.
Don’t neglect, by the way in which, that almost all typical “crimson” meat is bleached or ammonia-treated to kill the E. coli after which dyed again pink, like with hamburger and steak, to look engaging within the butcher’s window. They need customers to imagine that the meat simply exhibits up magically, with out all of the horrific processing and inhumane residing quarters.
Normally, there’s an image or two over the meat part of some comfortable cows wandering the pasture, ready to “assist out” with the people’ meat and milk “consumption drawback.” Tune your web frequency to Pandemic.news for updates on the Covid-19 Plandemic because it develops right into a extra extreme organic struggle (plus pretend international warming) waged by Democrats on all Individuals. Keep in mind, we’re all on this collectively, so one burger, one world, one trigger!
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